DONEEEE... but not quite

I have finally finished my lit essays. No more lit essays for me for the rest of my life, please the semester~! It's such a big and stupid weight that has been lifted off my chest. I have no one to blame but myself for having procrastinated like the professional procrastinator that I am. （￣へ￣）You know, even though I had exited out of Blogger yesterday and opened a document to start writing my essays, I didn't actually write them until... maybe midnight yesterday? It was one of those drowsy, surreal wake up → write 4 sentences → sleep → repeat cycle nights... I feel like I wrote half of my essays in Dreamland. I had to read them over a couple of times this morning to make sure that they actually made sense, as in:

Argument A → Argument B → Argument C

...instead of :

Argument X → Argument 5 → Argument Q.

ಠ_ಠ

Anyway, I don't think I should be rejoicing so quickly. I still have one more final to worry about before I can safely allow my brain to commence marshmallowfication. The final is a mock interview thing where you have to deliver an elevator speech, present and explain your professional portfolio, basically sell yourself to potential employers... I'm so horrible at this kind of thing. I just feel extremely awkward when I have to go out of my way to explain how awesome I am I have the potential to be a useful asset in an employer's company, and it makes me want to throw up when I have to chirp stuff like "My core values are integrity, dedication, and creativity, and here's how I demonstrate them!!" And I don't understand why the entire class has to be spectating while I squirm in the interviewee's seat at the front of the classroom. It's only going to last three minutes in total, so I am probably overreacting, but URGH it's going to be three very painful minutes... (ﾟДﾟ|||)━━!!

Now, sweets and cute birds, on the other hand...

Goodbye until next time!